Thanhisms for 1998 (fwd)

[Kragen Sitaker]

Not really spoonerisms for the most part; just malapropisms.

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Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1999 14:37:38 -0600
From: John Boyer <johnboy@CreativeSysInc.com>
To: FORK <FoRK@xent.ICS.uci.edu>
Subject: Thanhisms for 1998

Here are this years additions to the list of  Spoonerisms as spoken by my
wife Thanh.
For the rest of the list refer to:
http://xent.ics.uci.edu/FoRK-archive/oct97/0900.html
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Howdy Fartner!

That car sure is a melon!

Those Washington Beaurocraps!

Do you have the right handcuffs for that tuxedo? 

Did you just take a teaspoonful of goofy?

He is not very big for his size.

He hurt his funny elbow.

It's like sitting on eggshells.

The shit is really gonna hit the ceiling now.

I didn't have to twist your finger

I was gleaming with pride.

Have you seen the play "Fiddler on a Hot Tin Roof"?

My grandfather was a saint, that's why he had so many mistresses.

She does have good grammer, and so is all her daughters.

At least we didn't lose our pants on that deal.

I tried solving it, but ran into a brick road.

The men should help with the dishes, after all this is the 80's! (24-JAN-99)